Tim's Periscope presents...The Danny Dyer Drinking Game
With Golf and Rugby having just been added to the roster of Olympic sports for 2016, I would like to suggest my own sport for 2020..... The Danny Dyer Drinking Game.
What you need before you get started (every sport needs equipment at the end of the day)....
- A crate of beer/cider/wine/anti-freeze
- A TV....the bigger the better
- Somewhere to sit/stand. A floor will do (surely everyone has a floor?)
- Either a DVD/VHS of Danny Dyer's Real Football Factory or a cable TV connection with BRAVO (which has pretty much constant reruns of Danny Dyer's programs on it.)
The rules of the game are very simple. A group of people sit around with their drinks watching Danny Dyer. Whenever either Danny or one of his interviewees say ' You know what I mean?' then you have to take a good long swig on your drink.
When I first suggested this game I didn't realise quite how often 'You know what I mean?' would be said, but it comes up so often that sometimes you can't even get the drink away from your mouth before you're having to take another swig.
Try it for yourself and show your love for this amazing sport by writing to the IOC suggesting it's given the proper status of a leading sport that it deserves.
10 October 2009 at 13:36
That would definitely appeal to a lot of university students.
But a drinking game...doesn't seem to require the skill nor the dedication that needed to make it a sport worthy of the Olympics.